March BDA Newsletter
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Spring Walk 1st April
Farnborough Bowling Club are organising a Spring Walk on Sunday the 1st April.
It’s a 4 mile circular walk of Odiham way, starting and finishing at either a pub in Greywell or the Water Witch in Odiham, which will be convenient for lunch/meal at the end. Further details soon
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Bowls4Free May 2,5,9 & 12
Bowls4Free is at Farnborough Bowling Club on Wednesdays 2nd & 9th May 6.30pm – 8.30pm, and Saturdays 5th & 12th10am – 2pm. Interested then fill in the form
Bowls4Free
http://www.bowlsdevelopmentalliance.com
Bowls4free is an initiative run by the BDA in order to increase club membership. It is a 4 week programme which allows people to come along to their local bowling club and give the sport a try.
Message froma Nadia
Helloa, it is me Nadia, I ama writing to you froma mya very cosy cell ina the Clinka prison, I ama here for my own protection, froma the Mafia. I ama soa sorry that I hada to dispose of Manuel and Daniela, theya were a threat to my undercover operation, alsoa Manuel he was very angry and kepta shouting at everyone, Braka Brothers hada not delivered the food for the evening and Anna Maria shea kepta crying anda screaming at him. Also Daniela was a Mafia agent anda an assassin, she wasa also alwaysa shouting at the customers anda arguing with me and Anna Maria. I willa missa you all (sob, sob) buta it is very nicea in here, I ama justa going to havea my lunch in the Clinka Restaurant, no alcohol though (sob, sob). Ciao, Nadia
Two murders at Bowling Club
On Saturday 11th February two murders were committed at Farnborough Bowling Club.
The Restaurant Staff were busy welcoming diners for a fully booked evening at Baldini’s Restaurant, when, even before the starter had been served Manuel, the chef, who was in the kitchen was fatally stabbed.
Very soon Inspector Cluelessi arrived and started ‘his’ investigations.
Not deterred the main course was served, food eaten and drinks drunk, and low and behold a second murder was committed right in front of the diners.
Inspector Cluelessi enlisted the help of the diners to solve the crime and identify the murderer or murderers.
It was a good job Inspector Cluelessi was better at ‘his’ job than his appearance suggested as he identified a motive and the murderer, assisted by the diners.
Nadia Addario, one of the waitresses, was arrested. It was discovered that she was an undercover police operative who had been obtaining information on the Mafia through Luigi Savini, the Maitre D’.
We hope to hear Nadia’s story very soon.
Thanks go to all of the cast, from left to right.
- Anna Maria Renzetti – Anne Hellier
- Adriano – Adrian Hill
- Luigi Savini – Michael Andrews
- Nadia Addario – Sheila Andrews
- Cristian Baldini – Edna Lakeman
- Inspector Cluelessi – Diane Hill
- Benito Pallino – John Lakeman
- Daniela Calasso. – Vicky Raison
- Assisted by Amy the rat catcher and Sophie in the kitchen .
